Total Medals Earned: 1,424 (From
376 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 21,780 Points
What? No Steve?
Be here on Dec 25
Your tearing me apart Lisa!
There fo yo feet silly!
Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"
Real men play with dolls. Don't they?
Oh SNAP!
Yum Yum!
10 successful jumps
First successful jump
Commit 10 Fouls
Jump and fall before the sand
50 successful jumps
Achieve running speed of 10 m/s
Jump over 6 meters
Jump over 8 meters
Collect 50 stars from jumps
Make 10 Jumps at almost perfect angle
Jump 10 times from just before foul line
Make 10 jumps with almost filled speed bar
Break the World Record
Make 10 Perfect Jumps (three stars in one jump)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Get the first light upgrade.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20
Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.
Checking out the game.
Reaching section 10.
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Playing the game for 20 minutes.
Reaching section 15.
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Completing all levels or finishing the game.
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Do a meteor strike
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Reach the 2nd background
Do a close call on a power smash
Reach level 10
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Reach level 15
Reach the 3rd background
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Reach level 20
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the robot to the max
Complete the game
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 25
Upgrade everything to the max
Kill the plumber 10 times
Get stomped on level 1.
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Check out Dojo.com
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 24
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win 10 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Read help!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 30 battles
Kill 15 hostages!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!
Gained the first time kiss. How does it feel kissing for the first time?
First time kiss with a wall. Does it feel strange?
Changed a color.
Checked the More Games.
Reached 2 kisses. A first kiss wasn't enough, was it?
Checked the Credit.
Reached 4 kisses. It's getting warm.
Kissed the wall 16 times. It hurts.
Reached 8 kisses. It's getting warmer.
Reached 16 kisses. It's getting hot.
Set all colors to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Kissed the wall 32 times. It hurts but somehow it gets exciting.
First kiss with all color sets to pure black(R=0, G=0, B=0).
Canceled kissing 5 times before first kiss.
Reached 32 kisses. It's getting too hot!
Kissed the wall 64 times. Well, that is strange...
Reached 64 kisses. It's getting lovely.
