Total Medals Earned: 1,424 (From 376 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,780 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 5/30 (25/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/10 (425/500 points)
Being eaten by dog
Find sixth ending.
Find second ending.
Find fifth ending.
Find fourth ending
Find third ending
Find first ending.
Find all endings
Being killed by spikes
Being crushed by Bigfoot.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/455 points)
Complete Lock 1
Go play any other game in the Battle Turtle story line. (Load Screen)
Be perfect on any Lock. (Collect all coins, take no damage)
Beat any level in under 15 seconds.
Complete Lock 8
Complete every level.
Complete Lock 12.
Beat the entire game perfectly.
Beat every level in under 30 seconds.
Beat every level on perfect in under 30 seconds.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Bully the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)
Find the camp.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Get a career.
Medals Earned: 3/25 (35/885 points)
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it